[Verse 1]
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Broach me up wrong, talk to me nice

[Chorus]
You got to wine me and dine me
Don't try to fool me, bejewel me
Either amuse me or lose me
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me a grape

[Verse 2]
Pop me a cork, french me a fry
Crack me a nut, bring me a bowl full of bon-bons
Chill me some wine, keep standin' by

[Chorus]
Just entertain me, champagne me
Show mе you love me, kid-glove mе
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me a grape

[Bridge]
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
When I say "Do it," jump to it
[Verse 3]
Send out for Scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab

[Chorus]
Never out-think me, just mink me
Best way to own me, cologne me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm gettin' hungry

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 4]
Send out for Scotch, boil me a crab
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Just hang around, pick up the tab

[Chorus]
Never out-think me, just mink me
Best way to own me, cologne me
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
I'm gettin' hungry, peel me a grape

[Outro]
Peel me a grape
Please peel me a grape
Peel me a