[Chorus]
If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

[Verse 1]
If I were Roy Rogers
I'd sure enough be single
Couldn't bring myself to marrying old Dale
It'd just be me and Trigger
Riding through them movies
We'd buy a boat and on the sea we'd sail

[Chorus]
If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
And we could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
[Verse 2]
The mystery man was smart and
He got himself a Tonto
'Cause Tonto did the dirty work for free
But Tonto he was smarter
One day said, "Kemosabe
Kiss my ass, I bought a boat, I'm going off to sea"

[Chorus]
If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
We could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat

[Verse 3]
If I were like lightning
I wouldn't need no sneakers
I'd come and go wherever I would please
And I'd scare 'em by the shade tree
Scare 'em by the light pole
I would not scare my pony on my boat out on the sea

[Chorus]
If I had a boat
I'd go out on the ocean
If I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
We could all together
Go out on the ocean
Me upon my pony on my
If I had a boat
Go out on the ocean
If I had a pony
I'd ride him on my boat
We can all together
Go out on that ocean
Me upon my pony on my boat
Me upon my pony on my boat
Me upon my pony on my boat
Me upon my pony on my boat