Dwayne Johnson
“...and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!”
"Test, there's a song and it's called "The Twelve Days Of Christmas". And you see Test, The Rock wants to sing you twelve things that you can look forward to tonight. And The Rock will go slow - at first - for you Test, just so you can understand. It goes like this:

On the night Test faces the Great One,
This is what he'll see:
12 Sharpshooters stinging,
11 Eyebrows raising,
10 Spines-a-busting,
9 Noggins knocking,
8 Kicks-a-kicking,
7 Punches punching,
6 Suplex smashing,
5 Seconds of the people chanting the Rock's name,
[Rocky! Rocky! Rocky!]
4 Rock Bottoms,
3 People Elbows on your
2 Buck teeth
and an ass-kicking all over New Orleans!"