[Spoken Intro]
Well since we're waiting for the tape
Um, we might as well sing the chipmunk song
I love this little song, we used to sing this song when we was kids

[Chorus]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for joy and time for cheer
We've been good or we've been bad
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a thing I lose, I lose
Gee, I want my hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late

[Spoken Break]
-Alvin! Come on Alvin, Alvin
-Dorinda!
-Okay, okay
-Okay
-I got it

[Chorus]
Christmas, Christmas time is here
Time for joy and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry Christmas, hurry fast
Want a thing I lose, I lose
Gee, I want my hula hoop
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late
We can hardly stand the wait
Please Christmas, don't be late (come on, one more time)
We- (slow, slow y'all, slow, the choir version)
We can hardly stand the wait
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
W-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-
Ooh please Christmas don't be late
[Spoken Outro]
Alright, y'all ready now? Okay
You better not put that on that on the-
Pastor, y'all better not-