She gotta smile
Yeah, She gotta smile and
She's flashin' it right at me

She gotta wink, a wink across
The bar and I know that it's meant to be

She gotta walk, Oooh she walkin' over
And i know this could be my day

She got a ... friend
Eeeew she gotta friend;
Why's she standin' in her way?!?

It's her big fat friend!
Oh god there's always one
Big fat friend
To spoil my Fucking fun!

Well baby baby baby
If it's boots you wanna knock
Leave your chubbly friend at home
Because she's gonna block the cock
Now I'm afraid of no man
With any I'll contend
But I cannot compete with your
Big Fat Friend
(Well Big fat friend, Ah, we meet again!)

She won't leave her alone
She rolls her eyes; makes sarcastic
Comments while she's suckin' on that
Chicken bone
Well, you may think you've won the
Battle but I tend to dis-agree
See I know you, and your Achilles Heel
And he's standing next to me
My non-discriminating friend
(So what that you're a cow!)
Non-discriminating friend!
(I'll nail you anyhow!)

Now I know that he's no looker
And he's had a couple rounds
But with every shot of Jaeger
Hey you lose a couple pounds!

Now baby baby baby bring the
Evening to an end
Just you and me and my pal
And your big fat friend