"What If That Guy from Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?", here we go...
It's a catchy title, I know...

Where the fuck are my car keys?
They were right here in my hand...
I had 'em, just a... second ago...
Did I leave them in the kitchen?
Or underneath the cushions of the couch?
I can't find them anywhere, any...
Oh here they are