You got a unicorn, butterfly
Angel wings, inner thigh
Queer tattoo
That's a queer tattoo

Flaming skull
Smoking pot
That's the opposite of not
A queer tattoo
It's a queer tattoo

You've got a Tweety Bird
You got a school mascot
Got a Hello Kitty
Tell you what you got
Got a queer tattoo
Such a queer Tattoo

You think that symbol in Japanese
Means "strength" or "honor"
N***a please
It means queer tattoo
That's a queer tattoo

Any lower back tattoo is queer
It might as well say "insert cock here"
Whore tattoo
That's a whore tattoo
And that teardrop
Under your Eye
That you got in prison
Cause you killed a guy
That's a... cool tattoo, Sir that's a cool tattoo

You've got a comedy mask
Got a tragedy mask
Any fucking mask
Then you must have asked for a queer tattoo
Give me your most queer tattoo

You're child's name with the words "Be Strong"
Would be beautiful but they spelled strong wrong
Yeah they spelled it "Stong"
Your stupid kid will now be "Stong"
How the hell they get that wrong?
Weren't you watching when they put that shit on?

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Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba

You love your laughing Jesus tat
But that's just Jesus laughing at your
Queer tattoos
So many queer tattoos
I guess you got that tribal band
From the tribe indigenous
To the land of queer tattoos
So many queer tattoos

You got barbwire
Got a poker Ace
Got that fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's face
Got a queer tattoo, a theeriously queer tattoo

And by queer
I just mean bad
It wouldn't mean gay
Unless you had

A pink triangle on a rainbow flag
With a bear wearing leather
And a red ball gag
That's a queer tattoo
A literally queer tattoo

Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba
Baa bum-bum-bum-ba, bum-bum-bum-ba