Stephen Lynch
Taxi Driver (Live)
This songs about they everyday hero
And of course I'm talking about
The New York City Taxi Driver
I flagged him down at the corner
And he picked me up at the light
I told him where I was going
And we drove off into the night
"How's it going my friend?" I asked him
Slowly he turned his head
The taxi driver looked at me
And this is what he said
He said...
*forign sounding voice*
Where do you want me to take'
*gibberish*
No I cannot break a $20
Thank you get the fuck out