Intro:This one's For the Ladies
*women* Whooo
Might want to hold back on those "Whoos" ladies
This one's fucking awful

I kissed you on the cheek
Goodnight my love I say
You turn to me and smiled "a baby's on the way"
And then you drift asleep to dream of life anew
And I lie wondering just what I should do...

I could kick you in the stomach
And catch you unawares
I could swear to god
You accidentally fell that flight of stairs
When I tell you that I love you
I wll look you in the eye
As I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...

Outro:*women* scream
I'm so sorry
*Lynch pretends to run off stage*