[Intro]
You know, when you're up here and you're playing and having a good time
And looking down on you and all of your smiling faces, you try to do a good show
But sometimes there's some shit going on inside that you guys are not privy to
And that's what this song is about
It's called Voices in My Head

[Verse 1]
Thank you all for coming to my show
You've been great, but now I have to go
Everyone had a super time I hope
Some songs tend to push the envelope

[Chorus]
These are things that I have said
But there are voices in my head
And if you could hear them
This is what they'd say

[Verse 2]
Thank you all for coming to my show
(Oh, it hurts, you bastards didn't laugh at my new Nazi song and)
You've been great, but now I have to go
(Go and ask that girl in the front to come backstage and show her thong and)
Everyone had a super time I hope
(I hope the guy who heckled me gets hit by a big bus, that fucker)
Some songs tend to push the envelope
(Open up your eyes, your wife and girlfriend both showed up, you sucker)
[Chorus]
They’re the voices in my head
(You're such a hack)
Saying things that shouldn't be said
(You need Prozac)
I just hope that they will
(No, we won't)
Go away
But wait, there's more

[Verse 3: extra voices sung over Verse 2]
(Thank you all for coming to my show)
I have to take a piss
[God, I hope there's cocaine left backstage]
(You've been great, but now I have to go)
Why'd I sign up for this?
[God, I hope there's cocaine left backstage]
(You've all had a super time I hope)
Leave this song on the shelf
[I really, really hope there's cocaine left backstage]
(Some songs tend to push the envelope)
I should just kill myself
[He is right, you should kill yourself]

[Chorus]
They're the voices in my head
(You're such a mess)
Saying things that shouldn't be said
(You're talentless)
I just hope that they will
(No, we won't)
Go away
[Outro]
No, they won't go away
(Never go away)
[Never go away]

They're here to stay
(We're here to stay)
[We're here to stay]

They say I'm gay
(You're gay)
[You're gay]
(Absolutely not)
[I'm not gay]

I say, no way
(You're gay)
[No way]
(You're gay!)
[YOU'RE gay]
Okay, I'm gay
(Bi-curious)
*Crickets*