Stephen Lynch
All About the Green
Glen:
There's a big shiny future
You've been dying to buy
Better start power lunching
In your power tie
You can't wait for fate
To somehow intervene
If you wanna be somebody
It's all about the green

Robbie (spoken):
I'm sure it's a little more complicated...

Glen (sung):
It's all about the green

Some may say you're headed
Down a crooked trail
But if you sell your soul
At least you've made a sale
You could end world hunger
Or create a vaccine
But if you wanna be somebody
It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?
Glen:
It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the
Big bucks
Fat checks
Midnight flights
To LAX

Glen & 1st Suit:
Slush funds
High fives

Glen, 1st & 2nd Suit:
Trading Stocks
And trading wives

Glen, 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Suit:
C notes
Half G's

Glen, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, & 4th Suit:
Buy out
The Japanese
Glen, 1st Suit, 2nd Suit, 3rd Suit, 4th Suit & 5th Suit:
Land deals
Down in Bocca

Glen:
Doing drinks
With Iacocca
Yeah, it's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the green

Junior Secretary (spoken):
Hey, Gulia, I just got back from Seattle
There's a coffee store there that's thinking of going national
Did you get my memo on that?
Glen (spoken):
Nobody's ever gonna pay three bucks for a cup of coffee!
Bring me some real tips!

Second Suit (spoken):
I got something - my brother-in-law works for Coca-Cola
They're changing their formula - gonna sell it as "New Coke"

Glen (spoken):
New Coke - that's brilliant! Buy all the Coca-Cola stock you can get your hands on! See, Robbie...

(Sung)It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the
Bank rolls
Legal tender
Strippers screaming

Glen's Secretary:
"Hey, Big Spender!"

Glen & 1st Suit:
Cut throat
Firm Expansion

Glen, 1st & 2nd Suit:
Regroup at the
Playboy Mansion

Glen, 1st, 2nd & 3rd Suit:
Blue chips
Pink slips

Glen, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Suit:
Foreign beers
And ego trips

All:
Bank boards
Gettin' antsy

Glen:
Jellybeans
From Ron and Nancy
Yeah, it's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the

Glen:
Corporate hacks like
Stabbing backs
And twisting arms real slow
But you only holler uncle
If your uncle is the C.E.O
Yeah, it's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the
Quick deal
Liquidation

Glen and 1st Suit:
S&L
Deregulation

Glen, 1st & 2nd Suit:
Grand slam
Strong gainer

Glen, 1st, 2nd, & 3rd Suit:
Dershowitz
On retainer

Glen, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th Suit:
Output
Income

Glen, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th & 5th Suit:
Skimming off
A tidy sum

Glen:
Reaganomics
Quid pro quo

All:
The G.O.P. is S.R.O

Glen:
Yeah, it's all about the green

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the money

Suits:
Wanna be somebody?

Glen:
It's all about the

Robbie:
It's all about the pay dirt
Shuck and jive

Glen:
Five to Nine

Robbie:
Not nine to five

Glen:
Kick backs

Robbie:
Payola

Both:
Inside tips
On Pepsi-Cola

Glen:
Nasdaq

Robbie:
Dow Jones

Both:
Worshipping
The Milken Clones
Old cigars
New Camara
Yo quiero
More dinero

Suits:
It's all about the green

Robbie:
I wanna be somebody

Suits:
It's all about the green

Robbie:
I wanna be somebody

Glen:
Wanna be somebody

Suits:
It's all about the green

All:
Wanna be somebody

Suits: It's all about the green

All:
Wanna be somebody
It's all about the
All about the green