Stephen Lynch
Tattoo Too
Pokemon, X-Men
Here we go a-goddamn-gain
With those queer tattoos
Those are queer tattoos

Stars and stripes on an eagle's breast
Let them foreigners know who's best
At queer tattoos
Ameri-queer tattoos

You got a dreamcatcher
You got infinity
You probably got hepatitis C
From those queer tattoos
Those dirty, dirty queer tattoos

And that throat-tat, you think is dope
Nope
It's a queer tattoo
The turtleneck of queer tattoos

Bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah (x2)

Fake red heart, your girlfriend's name
And under that your new girlfriend's name
Your queer tattoo
Yeah you didn't think that through
The Celtic cross, yin and yang
The yin means dark and the yang means DANG
That's queer tattoos
Not the ones that I would choose

On your forehead
You got a YOLO tat
You want my advice
Buy a fucking hat

For those queer tattoos
Cover up those queer tattoos

You got "Carpe Diem", you got "C'est la vie"
You got inspiring quotes, here's one from me:
No more queer tattoos
Stop it with the queer tattoos