Stephen Lynch
My Old Heart
When I’m dead and gone
Before I’m buried, promise me
Give my eyes to science
That a blind man, he might see
Pump my blood through new veins
May it answer someone’s prayers
Anyone not breathing, let these lungs give him air
But leave me my old heart
It’s useless don’t they know
You broke it long ago
Fuck it, grab a kidney
Give some bald kid my hair
Couples not conceiving
Throw my sweet jizz all up in there
Transplant my backfat
Sell my gold teeth to get rich
Pull out my large intestines
Make a jump rope out of that bitch
Oh, just leave me my old heart
Cause it’s dead anyway
Since you fucked my cousin Ray-Ray
Donate all my fingers
Except for this one
This one’s yours
My kneecaps might come in handy
When Ray-Ray’s got you on all fours
Oh just leave me my old heart
I need it one the day
The day I fuck Ray-Ray’s bae named AJ