[Intro]
-Jesus, people can be cruel. That's not my 'bill' that's my personality. They say I'm a madman...

[Hook: Mike Doughty] x4
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through

[Verse 1]
Do I got to spell it out?
My name's Brian Bone, I put the panties in a drought
And I, was raised where I can do anything
So I fucked a youngling with a tongue ring
Never thought I'd be good at rapping
Until I put the pen to the paper, what's happening?
Dale said, 'Just open up a brew, fuck you!'
Sitting backwoods with my whole fucking crew
I just sit and smoke ivy like every day
I'm hot as fuck bitch, move out my fucking way
Me and Dale are just a bunch of fucking satanist
Sitting on the dais with the slits on our wrists
We took the fucking game, it was no problem for us
Eating mustard out the clutch of a fucking young cunt
I make the mayo in the cootchie of a centerfold
I never fucking listen, let me tell you how it goes

[Hook: Mike Doughty] x4
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through
[Verse 2]
Coughing up tar from my fucking bronchitis
Sitting in a leotard, call me Leonidas
Me and Dale got the cops riding right beside us
And my wrist a little sloppy from my fucking arthritis
I think that I'm demonic, it might be from all this chronic
That I got from behind the Sonic, five voices diatonic
But I'm Goddamn retarded so its a little ironic
I love this sound, so I'm philharmonic
They used to give me money back when I was fucking bunnies
Now it's all a cruel joke, and it's not so fucking funny
My momma used to say that I could do anything
But my mind won't cooperate, I left it by the fucking gate
I get straight A's for sympathy
I'm feeling like Beethoven, this is my fifth symphony
Low voice, from this wrecking effect
I'm fucking retarded, it's a birth defect

[Hook: Mike Doughty] x4
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through

[Verse 3]
Hello, I'm Brian if you didn't know
The representative of people who got little dough
I tagged the tongue because they took the big toe
Got the rest of 'em stupid because of my glow flow
I'm a glow stick, left in my fourth bitch
She could suck the chrome straight off of a trailer hitch
I play Minecraft up in my space shaft
Don't got stage fright, bitch I got stage craft
This is, my monster mash
My few haired, pedo 'stache
And for all my long haired, redneck, white trash
Over bitten, paper spitting, scissor clipping, clan class
I'm a retard who's mother fucking pussy whipped
It goes puff, puff, pass and next round you get skipped
Yeah, next round you get skipped, bitch!
[Hook: Mike Doughty, Sideshow Brian]
Move aside, and let the man go through
Let the man go through

[Outro]
(whistles)
-Brother, is it hot