MARKED FOR DELETION Small Dick, Big Heart

Are all men truly created equal?

I used to think so

Until one day

I watched some porn

And the dude was sportin' a fuckin' saxophone-sized penis

(Ch-chyea, big dick!)

Where I once felt pride

Now all I felt was shame

Why couldn't I be packing a loaf of french bread for a dick, too?



Cry just to sleep

Cuz I don't go that deep

Cock just pecks on vag lip

All that fits is the tip



Girls grab my dick and pull

But they'll never feel full

I just wish it was big

Instead of this broken twig



Call my nuts law and order

They hang real low cuz it's hot down here in Florida

Nipples stay soft cause it never gets cold

I take nyquil if I cough and I wipe my ass with gold

Cock size- slightly above average

Regardless of hardness I'll use my wiener like a savage

I'll fuck your bitch like a bitch that needed a good fucker

I'll put my penis in her pussy as soon as she finished suckin'



Guaranteed let down cuz I bet she feels nothin'

I got a tiny dick I can't do no kinds of stuffin'

One glance at my womb broom is all it'll take

For everybody in the gloom room to know:

Tiny one-eyed snake



Gag reflex don't mean shit to me

I couldn't trigger that I got the smallest dick in history

A dwarf couldn't use a whole hand to grab my shaft

It'll only take two fingers and fuck

They'd only need half



When I fuck, it's pitch black to hide my raisin-sized dick

But I have no luck, bitches jump back when they feel that stick

I know it sounds like I might turn into a psycho

But honestly, I feel great, it's just this micro penis



(His nutsack's not too small)



Cry just to sleep

Cuz I don't go that deep

Cock just pecks on vag lip

All that fits is the tip



Girls grab my dick and pull

But they'll never feel full

I just wish it was big

Instead of this broken twig



Thanks to Abandoned Void for already writing out the lyrics!