Oh no
They’re here
It’s the chickens
Oh dickens

They rampage this city
Bring it down to the ground
Then they make us spin around
So profound
Oh dickens
It’s the chickens

Grammy Norma can’t get out of the house
She’s surrounded
Oh no
WHERE ARE YOU MICKEY MOUSE
Oh no there’s another one dead
And there’s every monkey jumping on the bed
Oh heck no
It’s the frikin chickens

At school it’s horrifying
Bodies lay on the ground as mrs. Dubel yells
ON DICKENS
ITS THE CHICKENS
Another ones dead
Better go say hi
Oh never mind
Going down down with JULIO we gonna run from chickens and go to the POOLIO

And if we had no sun then... Everything and everyone would die because if you took away the sun then there would be no sunlight and without sunlight the plants can’t give the trees oxygen so we can’t breathe oxygen and the air that we breath out can’t go to the trees so they can’t give us our oxygen and we would all have to put air in a bottle and spare it for later when we need to breathe then we all would die unless you can create oxygen then then then we would all live without the sun and we could live in peace but just in pitch darkness and everyone would be running into each other and drowning and fall off bridges and we all would just suddenly drop DED and and and......... then Aliens will come and save us then say ressses puffs ressses puff eat em up eat em up then make a giant laser and cut through the earth so lava drifts into outer space making a new sun but farther away so our planet would be frozen then we all would die again unless the aliens had a heat source for us then that heat source would meant us all cuz we are attracted like flys

AND WHOS FAULT IS THIS JULIO
IJUST WANTED TO GO TO THE POOLIO
OH DICKENS
ITS THE CHICKENS

Bleep pap dada doot

Even at the poolio the chickens find us
I thought I could have Julio’s trust
Now it’s gonna end in a bust

CAL 911 NOW

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Don’t worry Betty ravioli and Julio I’m here
Were the last people on earth
Behind you
Wha—
OH DICKENS
ITS THE CHICKENS

The best person is dead
And Julio lost his head

Now I’m the last one
I think the chickens won

I’m going to lose
Unless

OH DICKENS
ITS THE CHICKENS