[VERSE I: SEMEN BEHEMOTH]
Slurp the dick like a 7-11 slushie
All I want is a child to fuck me
Popped my first boner to a child
I mean that boner was pretty mild
Just in case the feds are listening
This is for entertainment purposes
I still wanna suck a big dick
This might seem like a controversial topic
But I wanna fuck every deer on Santa's sleigh
Dancer, Prancer, and Rudolph
Make the dick curly like a poodle