[Bri'ish Ayyedark]
Welcome to the goofy ahh uncle productions diss track
[Quandale Dingle]
N***as been telling me do this shit for a long ass time
I had to get on fuckin' WhiteBoyEm
FUCK YOU N***A


You ain’t Speed lil n***a, you slow
IShowSpeed? More like, IShowNoHoes
You couldn’t be yourself so you had to steal a flow
And your head fat as fuck but you already know
You do not wanna play with me, Pull up with the semi
Told a n***a give me, Finna pork your bitch I call her piggy
Don’t play with me, niggy
Finna smoke you like a fuckin ciggy
Pull up with the blicky and you will not wake up
Just like Chrissy, finna leave you pissing

Like I’m Michael Myers, finna slash your head open just like a tire
Caught your mother on the corner selling coochiе, Imma buy her
Then I'm finna pass her ass around just likе a party flier
Call me naughty plumber, leave the house right after my peter pipes her
With my pickle then she pop a titty at me, slip her a nickel
(god damn i just got sidetracked as fuck let’s get back
Into it)
Bitch, are you serious right neow? Fuck you Emerson
Call a n***a snake, leave him slithering
Only thing you have in common with speed is, you like kissing men
But, then again that’s just cause you really do not get bitches
You better lilo, lay low, I’ll give you stitches
Then I’ll steal your bitches, phone digits
And you look like a frog ri- ri- ribbet, naw I'm kidding

You better listen fuck n***a to what I'm dishin
I do not fight chickens, Do I look like Peter Griffin
[Ayyedark (y’all don’t get that bar)]
Sorry the number you have dialed cannot be reached
[Ayyedark] Justin Bieber lookin ass n***a, go and eat a peach
[Ayyedark] You are not IShowSpeed n***a you’re a leech
You look like Darren Watkins if he got bleached
5’2 lookin' ass n***a you don’t got reach
You look like an uncircumcised dick, that got cheese
I’ll smack you in your mother fucking head, cry to papi
Look like a German W, X why are you not Z (nazi)

Ahhhhhhhhhhh youuu

You don’t really deserve the clout
But I had to release this diss just to air you out
And I know you won’t respond cause lil n***a you’re a clown
Shake shake shake shake shake wait n***a-
Oh wait wait wait wait wait
[Bri'ish Ayyedark]
Your head shaped like a plate plate plate plate plate
Finna pull up to your state
Like i’m Chief Keef end it off with a bang bang