[Intro]
Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My heart can't take this damage
If I eat this Cheese Sandwich

[Chorus]
Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My arteries won't stand it
I'll feel like this, won't ham it

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand it

[Bridge]
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
And it's making it hard to eat
Mmmmmmm....

[Quote]
"No, really, I can't eat this Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich or I'm gonna have a heart attack! I'm tryna control my cravings and calorie intake; you KNOW what this crap does to me!"

[Reprise]
Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My calories won't stand this
My stomach will reject it
[Chorus]
Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My cravings, I can't stand it;
I NEED TO EAT THIS SANDWICH

[Outro]
Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this
Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich
My heart won't take this damagе
If I eat this Cheese Sandwich

Mmmm, oh no, I don't understand this...