[Verse 1: Rick Ross]
I'm addicted to pissing in unbelievably expensive custom shorts
(yeeeeeeeaaaaaahh)
In a brief moment of lucidity I went to the short dealership and I told them "Do not, under any circumstances, let me piss in more shorts"
I was back there half an hour later, wearing a fake mustache, and I said "Hello, I am Brick Ross, a man you have never met before. give me 10,000 shorts to piss in"

[Verse 2: Ray Z]
Lmao