[Verse 1]
Take a look at what's left in the kitchen
I’d walk forever just to meet you at the restaurant
Outta bread, outta mustard
Put your bib on
Meet me at the restaurant
Meet me at the restaurant
Meet me at the restaurant
I guess you live and you learn
I’m saving room for dessert

[Chorus]
Root beer float!
Letting myself go at the restaurant
Starting to bloat
I ate it all before it fell apart

[Verse 2]
You only want it when you’re bored with the deli
I only want it when we’re seated at the restaurant
Out to lunch, out to dinner
3 fork rating getting takeout at the restaurant
My stomach’s killing me, I didn’t even eat pie
Forget longevity, I just wanna eat pie
It isn’t apathy, I just really want pie
My stomach’s killing me, I still wanna eat pie
[Chorus]
Root beer float!
Letting myself go at the restaurant
Starting to bloat
I ate it all before it fell apart
What did you expect?
Oh, at the restaurant
Starting to bloat
Letting myself go
Sometimes it's pleasure, sometimes it hurts

[Pre-Chorus]
Meet me at the restaurant
Meet me at the restaurant
Meet me at the restaurant
I guess you live and you learn
I’m saving room for dessert

[Chorus]
Root beer float!
Letting myself go at the restaurant
Starting to bloat
I ate it all before it fell apart
What did you expect?
Oh, at the restaurant
Starting to bloat
Letting myself go
Golden plate club