[Spoken Intro]
This is a song that we've been playing for about half this tour
And I think crowds are kinda iffy on it
Like sometimes people go off, sometimes people don't
It doesn't really matter, we don't really care
We play this song selfishly
'Cause the four of us believe that this is
Uh, probably, if we had to agree on one, it's our most
It's our favourite PUP song, that we've ever written
So, I hope you like it, if you don't, too fucking bad
This one's for us
It's called "PUPTHEBAND Inc. Is Filing For Bankruptcy"

[Verse 1]
I think I'm gonna blast off
Too old for teen angst, too young to be washed
If that's the hand that feeds, then I might as well just cut it off
I usеd to be reckless and too brokе to eat
Now all of my friends have bidets in their en suites
Burn every bridge, they said, "You're done in this town"
Yeah, how's that working out?

[Chorus]
I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off
[Verse 2]
So you're selling insurance? That's so inspiring
Give me two more years, let me know if they're hiring
I'll be honest, it felt pretty great
The free shoes and the critical acclaim
I sold those Nikes, I bought a new guitar case
It's called protecting your investments

[Chorus]
I'm failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off

[Interlude]
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

[Bridge]
There's no place I'd rather be instead
Even though everybody here is fucked in the head
I'm truly grateful for the life that I've led

[Chorus]
I'm just being dramatic
And failing upwards again
I might pull it off
If I don't fuck this up before it pays off
[Outro]
Thanks for havin' us
It's an honor
And I just wanna thank all the sponsors