[Intro]
(But duh
I already told you if you're my friend's [?])

Nah seh yuh cyaa love her
Don't put yuh trust in no oman
(don't put yuh trust in no oman)
Yuh do har like dog send home to the vet
Badman get the most bun gyal nuh fraid a threat
Bring har go a panama, fuck har pon the jet
Cum pon har breast put har tongue to the test
She do anything mi seh she know she holdin' the best
Phone a ring, a who dat? she seh "the pest"
Answer nuh press it off put it pon video call
Mek him think a you alone inna the bed a rest

Bwoy deh a jail and a call every night
If him nuh get yuh one time him cuss yuh suh him stay?
Suh wah?
Gyal nuh fuck a day?
Gyal nuh fucka work?
You think dem gyal yah play?

[Chorus]
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
[Verse 2]
Gyalis life a dangerous life
'Memba seh some man wi' kill yuh fi him wife
Mi get ketch pon di crime scene couple time
If mi never skillful mi life done like lime - credit
But di Taurus wid 'e long belly like ___
Ready fimi point and squeeze it steady
Big bad .40 Cal, suh nuh try nuh mek it get physical
Nuff bwoy we send guh mental hospital
Cah him think fi him girl was different and special
But ina gyalis world, as a general
It nuh mean seh aneda man cya tek yuh gyal
She just wah hurt yuh, cah yuh hurt har
Never forget, woman a ginal
Try study dem and yuh never graduate
Tek it from di Teacha, di Dancehall principal

Bwoy deh a jail and a call every night
If him nuh get yuh one time
Him cuss yuh suh him stay?
Suh wah?
Gyal nuh fuck a day?
Gyal nuh fucka work?
You think dem gyal yah play

[Chorus]
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat
Real galis
Real, real galis
Real galis, a me dat