[Intro]
It's really comfy
It's a good sofa

[Verse 1]
I was perched outside in the pouring rain
Trying to make myself a sail
Where I float to you my darlin'
With the evening on my tail
Though not the most honest means of travel
It gets me there nonetheless
I'm a heartless man at worst, babe
And a helpless one at best

[Chorus]
Darling, I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy
Before I go
Darling, I'll kiss your eyes
Lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
Before my hug

[Verse 2]
Though I'm often found explaining
To her plays out all the same
Though I'm trying my best to keep it
It gets held against my name
I know you got plenty to offer baby
But I guess I've taken quite enough
I'm some stain there on your bedsheet
You're my diamond in the rough
[Chorus]
Darling, I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some candy
Before I go
Oh, darling, I'll kiss your eyes
And lay you down on your rug
Just give me some candy
Before my hug

[Chorus]
I know the writings on the wall
But darling I'll bathe your skin
I'll even wash your clothes
Just give me some