“Weird Al” Yankovic
Season 2 Finale
Do you, your Highness, take this male model to be your wedded sp—

[ISABELLA, spoken]
I do

Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your wedded sp—

[GALAVANT, spoken]
Yes, I do

For richer, for poorer
In sickness and health
Through rampaging Vikings
And cannibal elves
Through hobbits, and bikers
And dolphins with lasers
And mutants, and lawyers

[SID, spoken]
Oh my God! Just kiss the bride!

[ISABELLA, spoken]
Not yeasty!
[GALAVANT, spoken]
Not musty!

So there's the ever after
As promised all along
Who better now to wrap it up
And seal it with a song?
Except the monks
Hey, hey, we're the monks!
That's right, we're the genre bending, Twitter trending
Bringing you the happy ending monks!

And a new season bursts all over the land

With new hope

Despite the whole feudal system

The true rulers rea**umed their command

The old tyrants?
Frankly, nobody missed 'em
The winners, they took all
And all the losers, they got squat

Hey friend. I've decided to go and rescue Madalena from herself. Are you up for an adventure?

[SID, spoken]
Definitely! I was wondering when I was gonna break this armor in!

And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot

I've got a line in the song! They fina—

And two heroes got to hang up their swords

To live life, enjoying simple rewards

And true evil disappeared
Within a cloud of minor chords—
[evil laughter]

[MADALENA, spoken]
I'm here to see the DEL. The Dark Evil Lord

And he's been waiting for you

[MADALENA, spoken]
What is this? Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?

Oh, sorry, no. I can see why you thought that. No, he just thinks you need to accessorize. He's also a fashion consultant
Now come in, and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms

[MADALENA, spoken]
Nothing will stop me now

[MONK, sung]
And now we're almost done
Our tale completely spun
As buffed and polished as a royal jewel
There's not much left to tell
And hey, that's just as well
Unless we get one more surprise renewal
We'll probably have to go and get work
On some cheap-a** cable network
The door is not quite shut!
So if we make the cut
Here's what you'll see on Galavant