“Weird Al” Yankovic
Homer and Marge
Homie, I tried to tell you how I feel but I can't find the right words. Maybe he can

Weird Al Yankovic?

[Weird Al]
Homer, Marge wrote me about what happened. And as soon as her check cleared, I was on the first reasonably priced flight here

Did you ever get the parody songs I sent you??

[Weird Al]

Which one was better, "Livin' La Pizza Loca" or "Another One Bites the Crust"?

[Weird Al]
They were pretty much the same, Homer

Yeah, like you and Allan Sherman.

[Weird Al]
Now here's a song I wrote for you!

[Verse 1]
Little ditty, about Homer and Marge
Her heart was as big, as his stomach was large
Oh yeah, they say love goes on
Long after the grilled cheese sandwich is gone

(Laughs) It would take a man made of stone with a funny bone of steel to resist that

Homer, would you at least let me take you out on a date?

I don't know, date a chick with kids....

Alright, alright

That's the story, about Homer and Marge
Two folks I helped out for a nominal charge
After Homer went gay, they patched up their schism
But the dude never dealt with his alcoholism, Weird Al saying
Oh yeah, the credits go on
Long after the viewer's interest is gone
Oh yeah, Weird Al had fun on this show
Even it was just a brief cameo