Oh no, it's Cozmo!

That's right, earthlings, me and the Jam-On Production crew here are taking over this world, so we want all of you ding-dangers to pack up your hips and your hops, get on your high horses, and vamoose!

Boss, the plane! The plane!
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Hey buddy buddy, hey buddy buddy, hey buddy buddy, hey buddy buddy, hey buddy buddy
Huh! Huh!
Huh! Huh!
Boss, the plane! The plane!
Yo, Cozmo, man, why don't you let me rock the mic, man?
I'm bad on the mic, man
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You see?

We're tired of all that hip hop stuff, so we're gonna rock the ground with the funky sound

Yeah, but can you guys do this?
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Well, check this out

Boss! Where's that doggone plane anyway?
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Hey buddy, hey buddy, hey
Hey buddy buddy bu-bu-bu-bu-buddy buddy
Huh! Huh! (Bow wow!)
Huh! Huh!
Well boss, let's take the train!
[?] Cozmo, this is my brother Grand D
He's bad on the mic, man, tell him, Grand D!
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You see?
Hey, Sugarhill Gang, I think it's time we [move to Boston?]
Well, make it fast
Yeah, yeah, we know, we know

Say hotel, motel, Holiday Inn
Yo man, how come you always running the same old rhymes?
Uh-oh!
Alright, get in the car, get in the car!
Yo man, we're down with Flash and the Furious Jive man
Who's that again?
Get in the car already!
Besides, you guys are under arrest 'cause you can't do this:
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You know fellas? (Yeah)
Is anybody really listening?
You know, this groove ain't so bad (Yeah, yeah [?])
As a matter of fact, it's nasty
You go one for the treble, two for the time, come on girls and let's rock the...
Uh oh, it's Cozmo (Sho 'nuff)

Diggy dang diggy dang da dang dang da diggy diggy diggy
Shut up!
I don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna go party
Yeah, let's go
Yeah man, do it!
Party down, ho!
Alright!
Ho!
Oo-oo!
Yeah, well they may think they're bad, but they still can't do this:
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You mean, you guys ain't heard? That's played out (Oh yeah?)
A new one, it goes just like this:
Jam it on, Jam-On, 'cause we can't get enough
Jam it on, Jam-On, with your funky stuff
Jam it on, Jam-On, because we can't get enough
Jam it on, Jam-On, with your funky stuff
Jam it on, Jam-On, 'cause we can't get enough (It sure is rough)
Jam it on, Jam-On, with your funky stuff (To the beat)
Jam it on, Jam-On, 'cause we can't get enough
Jam it on, Jam-On, with your funky stuff

Good work, Jam-On, another world is safe for freedom, justice, and the galactic funk. Time to ride off into the universe, partners
Who was that spaceman? I wanted to thank him