Mitt Romney:
I was listening to some hip hop on Pandora when an ad from Mitt Romney popped up which seemed out of place
If this a venue where you want to connect with voters
Instead of placing an ad on this track, Romney
You should lay down a rap on this track

Unknown:
I'm fresh, I'm fly, I'm so damn high

Mitt Romney:
Oh hi, can a rich White guy drop by?
Please join my team
Live the American dream
Where my millionaire donors buy the presidency
Make your checks out to Romney, Willard Mitt if you're nasty
Ha, but don't tax me, just ask me
To fix economies, got two Harvard degrees
Off shore dollars from these Bain private equities

Immigrants disagree with GOP policies
Ah, but dad's born in Mexico, ay papi Romney
Forty seven percent of you won't vote for me
Expect your stuff for free
That's why you don't have Beemers, Benzs, or Bentleys
Your grocery bags are empty
I wine and dine Republican
Another round of sake
And you can't get enough of these hot cheetos and takis
It's not my job to care if your kids are going hungry
Food stamps are wack, I can't pay for your snacks
You better grow your own garden like the First Lady had
If we all just cut back
And give the rich back their tax
They can start a new business
Yeah, they built that
What?
No, Ann, I can't talk about the horses right now
I'm doing a rap for the children
Are you better off than four years ago?
I bet you ten thousand dollars that your answer is no
With one hundred million dollars in the bank, you know?
I could afford a Mercedes Benz, yolo
Corporations are people, my friend, uh oh
Reporters saying I'm out of touch, ha, ha, let's go
Don't you want a businessman in charge?
Is there a problem with three mansions, living large?
Can we open up the four car garage?
And let endorsements roll in?
Here's Nicki Minaj

Nicky Minaj:
I'm a Republican voting for Mitt Romney
You lazy bitches is fucking up the economy

Mitt Romney:
Whoa, Nicki
That's some pretty rough language there
Ha, golly
In conclusion, my fellow Americans
This November, please vote for me
And remember to bring a valid voter ID
To fix this economy, I think the kids will agree
We need a rapping one percenter in the presidency
Ha, ha
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I don't know what that means
But I hear that you can do that