Hey Girlie Pops
With a cherry on top
You want to bop to the top
Like a cop wih a mop?

I really need a job
'Cuz I got a mean boss
His name is Bob
And he looks like a blob

He thinks that he's a god but-
I think not
He can't turn the doorknob
And his vision is fogged

That means he needs glasses
Everytime a girl passes
And they say-
(Ensemble) "I'd never date you but you could do my taxes!"

[Musical Break]

{MAIN]
Hey Girlie slay
Sorry am I in your way?
I'm not doing okay
Since I-
Saw your face!
Your ears are uneven
You look like Even Steven
Got nothing to believe in
I see you-
I be leavin'!

Yes i added to this rap it's getting kinda long
Hey Nicki Minaj!
Feature me on your song!
I'd be a perfect fit!
I got nothing in my brain!
This rap is pretty lit
Lookin' forward to the fame

[Musical Break]

{MAIN]
Hey Girlie Hi
There's this really weird guy
He thinks that he's a slay but-
(Ensemble) I-D-K!!!

He doesn't wear deodorant
He really thinks he's owning it
Got lettuce in his teeth
Without even knowing it
It's halloween and I got scared of his face
Didn't even wear a costume!
Such a disgrace!
Whenever he smiles they say-
"Dude are u okay???"

Went out to all the girls and said-
"Will you be my bae?"
(Ensemble) NO WAY

[Musical Break]

{MAIN]
Hey Girlie EW
So I don't know what to do
Burning down the house
Isn't something I would choose!

I was tryna' make eggs
Then I burned the tongs!
Didn't expect
Everything to go wrong!

I flip the egg right into the air
And where does it land?
(Ensemble) IN YOUR HAIR


{MAIN]
I look in the mirror, and i've gone bald!
So what do I do?
We call Bob!

*Phone ring*
Hey Bob I know we have a past
And I know I talked about you in this rap
But I really want to make our friendship last
And I have a big problem can you help with that?

[BOB]
Hair is my line of expertise
But I really hate you so I'll keep it brief
Rub your head with this nice cream
And it will all grow back in like a week!

[MAIN]
Well I've been using this cream like everyday
And it's not working

(Ensemble) wait that's strange

{MAIN]
My head is burning
I don't feel great

(Ensemble) I'm starting to think Bob's a fake!

{OUTRO}