They like to chat about the dresses they will wear tonight

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They chew the fat about their tresses and the neighbor's fight;

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Inconsequential things that men don't really care to know

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Become essential things that women find so ap-pro-pos --

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But that's a dame, they're all the same it's just a game they call it

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Girl talk, girl talk

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They all meow about the ups and downs of all their friends

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The who, the how, the why -- they dish the dirt, it never ends

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The weaker sex, the "speaker" sex we mortal males behold
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But though we joke, we wouldn't trade you for a ton of gold

First time:

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So baby stay and gab away, but hear me say that after

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Girl talk, talk to me

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So baby stay, and gab away, but hear me say

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That after girl talk, talk to me

Last time:

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It's all been planned, so take my hand; please understand

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The sweetest girl talk talks of me