Bobbito and Lord Sear ft. C-Rayz Walz and Kardinal Offishall - āC-Rayz Walz and Kardinal Offishall CM Famalam Freestyleā
[Emcee(s): C-Rayz Walz and Kardinal Offishall]
[Producer(s) of Instrumental 1: [?]]
[Producer(s) of Instrumental 2: [?]]
[Verse 1: C-Rayz Walz]
Yo, C-Rayz Walz in the
Place to be. I only freestyle
Basically. I wouldnāt spit a written
If I ate you catsā wack rhyme book
Iāll steal your thoughtsāitās a mind jux
The High and Mighty flow: Iāve been flowing for Eons
Yāall aināt know? Iāll get you jumped by fifteen spirits
Iām Triple Five Soul, the reverse of a asshole
Dickhead, get fed, spoon-fed, diced
Numerators fall down ācause Iām the most common
Denominator of sound. Me and Bobbito
Kill your whole squad. One-on-one, heās the shooter
Iām the point guard. Set the screen
And I shoot from āLong Range,ā nahāmean? Like the first
Song called āDegrees.ā The microphone? I donāt really need it
Iāll pull it back to make it sound like Iām screaming
Pull it backwards, forwards, in reverse
Short-circuit, cut it, let electricity drip
To quench my thirst. Whoās Johnny Mnemonic
With ill demons with the pessimism? Shout out
To Mech and Izm. Iāll move through the streets extra swift
February 8th, somethingās dropping
Yāall better cop it. I wonāt tell youāitās a secret
I wonāt curse, so you donāt have to bleep it, dummy
My last raps/wraps is located on the body of mummy
Haha. Plug myself in Internet.com
Iām clumsy with explosivesāI drop bombs [?]
[?] sonic
Walk the plank. Lord Sear went to get
More Britney Spears so I could stab yāall for going like
We in Delaware. Whoās that? George Washington here
Not having C-Rayz. Got a bad habit
For mic-grabbing. The raw nerve
Kill more herbs. I get around emcees and think I see
Hors d'oeuvres. Forget it
Waiter, I donāt want to order more [?]
Stronghold bubble underwater, get
Your girl, raise her before I shapeshift her back
Into a daughter. You donāt really want it
Itās like AIDS. C-Rayz Walz, Iām Mr. Tās
Brotherās uncle cousin. What does actually make me?
Absolutely nothing, and Iām down with the A-Team
No fronting. You on the B-Team
Plus you get cut. My favorite sneakers was what?
I aināt gonā tell yāall that ātil I bring it back
Space cadets move through the street
Special tape effects: I tape myself
Just so I could stick together. Tape myself
Just so I could stick togetherāI said it twice
āCause yāall brothers is dumb nice. And Iām dumb
Artificial like not-toys from Fisher-Price
Fly like airplane kites. Off the trail like, āYou aināt
Invited to the hike.ā Go to Hell with sixteen
Cenobites. I told you, āStop playing with the boxā
Now I have such shiest to show you
Iāll see hip hop like the government: Iāll plan
To overthrow you and build a new one where everybody
Showing love instead of cats talking ābout how they sip
Bubbly and be throwing slugs when they canāt even clean a gun
If they had Mr. Clean bullets
C-Rayz Walz. Donāt be a dick. I might be forced
To pull it and ejaculate yourself. Ayyo
Masturbate yourself. Jerks off
Plain Pat with the beat, Megatron murk off
MINdDitect reflect me, the water technique
The Sun Cycle blast offāmy mic is a barrel
I use a gun rifle. Iām humble sometimes
Crazy most. Iāll burn cats for breakfast
For flashing toast. And I donāt even eat that fast
What type of drama you on? Iāll move slow
Even though itās Ramadan. Get your act together
āFore you enter the theater. C-Rayz Walz the brand-new
Creature feature. Shout-out to my man Chris in Hell
Banging on the bars, wishing he could spit
Sixteen in the acapell. Thatās alright
Sometimes, I wish I was there with you ācause Iām so broke
But I donāt care ācause I get free clothes from everywhere
Trying to get a pair of free Nikes from
Bobbito on the air, but Iāma just do it
Too much water. I donāt rhyme no more
Iām just fluid. Drink up, take a cup
I might make the camera self-destruct
Angry squirrels on my block trying to bust nuts
I tell āem, āChill.ā Iām the big whirl on top
Of the whirlwind. Streets still showing yāall wizards
Like Merlin and girl-ten. I donāt need money, plus I donāt
Eat meat. I eat vegetables, so I shit green leafs
Like the Toronto flag
Itās a red one, maple. Shout out
To Power. We got more work to do and itās not done
C-Rayz Walz, Iām Stronghold opposite of 1
The other side of the finger 5, the whole fist collide
[?] I have human shish kebabs
I donāt have a job ācause I canāt really work too hard
I rhyme naturally, so I hold it down like
The opposite of gravity. Upside-down like my frownās
Permanent... not. Whoās that with the Benjamin
Banneker watch? Put a Rolex on your ankles, son
Watch your step. Iām hot ātil death
So Iāma live fire. I get higher. I donāt know
How to spit written rhymes. Iāll forget āem
C-Rayz Walz, you should get it whenever it drops
I live hip hop. I should have my own dot-com
On every block. Somebody else I forgot
To shout-out. Oh well, I forgot you
But you know I still love you. C-Rayz Walz
Cut my arm off, Iāll still hug you like Jesus Christ did
Spice the wig. Me and my sideburns is life
Am I his kid? I donāt know. Iām still traveling through Nazareth
Like, most definitely. On both sides, Iām black
And white like twin shades of leprosy. Traveling
Through the industry effectively. What your methods be?
Aināt no weaponry. Even kids in Japan
Know Iām basically kihontekini. L.I.F.E
If you aināt recording, so what? I donāt even think
My existence is important. Yo, yo, yo, I got
Politicians blowing out their minds, bugging
Cats on the block seeing squirrelsā nuts hugging, still bugging
Juggling jobs, muggle and rob
C-Rayz Walz. What your cousin do? Kneel and bob?
Ayyo, my styleās fatal. Iāll put a hole
In your cypher twice like Life Savers inside bagels
Is that ridiculous/redickulous or are you a
Dickhead twice? Is that ridiculous/redickulous or are you a dickhead
Twice? Sometimes I say things that might be over your head
Like you throw the airplane together after I pull it
Whoo! Is that hot?
Give me ice. I might burn my mouth. Your teeth
Donāt rock right. I canāt spit writtensāI hate it
Hated it, debated it
Put a Zorro on your back like the EPMD track
You could never see me wack. Flip that
The Mind, Mech, and Izm. The Mind, Mech, and Izm
The Mind, Mech, and Izm. I hate pecking izm
Yāall cats come back and enter the street
I was hungry, so I went to Fat Beats to eat
[Verse 2: Kardinal Offishall]
Yo, Iāll never say the year when I articulate ideas
Never say the year ācause the reality last
Louder than a gun blast and longer than a Catholic
Mass, Iāll Passover weak flows like a Jewish
A&R. Not anti-Semitic, Iām just not sym-
-pathetic with pathetic rhymes claiming to be sublime
You aināt touching mineārather bust a bottle of
Red wine over your spine and climb to the top
Rhyming ātil the beat stops, yo, then Iāll flow again like
LAPD goes to beat stops. Yo, then Iāll go again
Itās that n***a again, strapped with paper and pen
He flowing like annoying flows, raps on two tracks
You complain? I meant that, every word I said
Slap wack rappers at bedtimeāāstop biting rhymesā
Taking back mine. Ease off and keep fronting
Taking back mine. Ease off and keep blunting
[Verse 3: C-Rayz Walz]
I kick swift shit like a foot in a ninja ass
Get a... standing ovation from Teddy Pendergrass
Iām classic. My moms used to smack me
With Havoc. Plus I got a ill pose like
Bobbito in a Yellow Rat Bastard ad
I donāt know. Where that man come from? The pages
Probably stuck together. Lord Sear, I say
āAyyo,ā to you ācause you left the room. You should have
Been here. [?], Christmas
Swiss Missāthatās chocolate tits
C-Rayz Walz, Iām the apocalypse stopping this
Nostradamus with a ganja spliff
Spinning like Blanca of tomorrowās shit. I hit it so the record could skip
On purposeājust to get below the Surface like GZA
Was here. Any ideas, reindeer?
Iāll hit you with my headlights like Bambi. Hot like
Miami. Only wack rappers canāt stand me
Rap like saran and travel, get my name
Twice like Duran Duran
[Verse 4: Kardinal Offishall]
Talking about crossing over? I crossed over
Your girl to pick up the phone and say, āWhatās up?!?ā
N***as, whatās up? How you doing, player?
Oh, yāall balling now? Straight celly cellular
Calling out? Only light-skinned girls up in the telly now?
Bitch, get your mind right. Like Mystikal
Iāma holler, holler all āNight.ā Yāall must be tripping
Yāall think he dipping because he got a pair of new Nikes?
On the kangaroos, drop the scienceāmy bad
Should have realized that you are a trendsetter, but I come
Better than the average crackhead or guest
Heard you wear Calvins backwards for easy access, yo
Donāt give me no address. Iāll see you when I see you, little
Underdeveloped, grade-zero emcees trying to be who?!?
C-I-R-C-plus-the-L-E-L-E-L-E
Crew, and we can flip it better than you. Uh huh
[Verse 5: C-Rayz Walz]
Backwards and forwards like they all get their
Stars struck on some dumb luck shit like Dionne Warwick
Iāll rock a south beat. Youāve got a North
Faceāis that about face or different place?
Iām insane, race like all yāall behind
And Iām holding my nuts, crossing the finish line
And something just hit my mind. I remembered
The other person I was about to shout-out right about this time
It's Kelly Chase, AKA Phoenix
Heās in Australia, intravenous. Stress Ma-
-gazine, [?], The Wake Up Show
Dot-com move through serious. Iāll host a show
Like pseudo. Yāall cats is played out
Like Jay-Z doing a track with Menudo. Yāall aināt
Seeing me like Puffy at an open mic
Itās like hoping to get a dyke to ride a dirt bike
Iām Times Square. I donāt rhyme-share. I beware
P. Diddy can't really last Forever
Heās all together now
You want to Shyne? Show me a lightbulb style
In the dark room, Iāll puncture your heart
With a harpoon, then get smart right before I loom
I shapeshift to Ben Grimm, get my pound on
Ask Danny Castro: I aināt the Lyricist to Lounge on
Iāll beat your head in. Itāll stop the fade
Yāall cats better watch before I start a ticker tape parade
I drop dope shit like heroin feces
Emcees I battle go to using squeegees
On the highway on Friday, waiting for Ice Cube
You a gay rapperāall you got is a nice lube
[?], plus I aināt
Forgetting it. Iām working hard like Jews on a shish kebab
Mob. Watch outāyāall catch the same flammable
My piano is like gunshots from the Sopranos
Still passing it back to the opposite of the left
Still passing it back to the opposite of the left
[Verse 6: Kardinal Offishall]
Uh, uh, uh, uh, we do it like this
And drop the bass clef. Yo, I donāt know. Even after
If should freestyle after a n***a like that
Because my n***a like that got the raps without the snap
But he coming with the soul clap, flipping it to the left
To the rightāthatās how we do it all night. We got the Cucumber
Slice getting nice on the microphone. Heās doing
The hosting. Weāre doing the lyrical posting tonight
This is Kardinal, and weāre flowing just right
My man C-Rayz Walz, he knows Power, but we be
The men of the hour. When we shower, emcees get
Devoured. This is how we do it straight niced up
Coming through your speakers like flowersāsmell it
Inhale it. This is how we do it when we come through
With to crewāpeace to Saukrates and Choclair
But now weāre in here, making this shit mmm...
So stink, youāll... it should come out your rear. This is how
We do it, and weāre never queer. To the left, uh huh
[Verse 7: C-Rayz Walz]
Iām so butter, wack emcees donāt say, āWhatās up?ā to me
Iām so humble, famous people say, āWhatās up?ā to me
Iām so butter, wack emcees donāt want to fuck with me
Keep playing Child's Play or be Chucky like the
[?]
C-Rayz Walz, I married the mic. You a hermaphrodite from
Your afterlife. [?] and transform
To Eminem with cinnamons, come back with the Entenmann's
[?]
C-Rayz Walz, my own tongue should get [?]
The boomerang rap with the Sumerang tap
I had one wish: I wish I was wack
But then I wouldnāt have to rap. I would have a regular
9-to-5, and wouldnāt be happy about being alive
Well, Iām the one emcee that houses the mouth of a gun
Rifle. The album title is: The Sun Cycle
I donāt care who bootleg it. Iām already rich
Iām married to a girl ācause life is a bitch
She told me: come with her to the movies. I told her
āHit the highway on the Bronx Expressway and do the Q, Susieā
You couldnāt see me if you got three weeks
In a jacuzzi. Whatās that? Oh, yāall
Cats is official? No. Watch the pistols blow
You suck a microphone under a mistletoe
Thatās dead like Fred, Barney in Rubble
C-Rayz Walz bubble like extra trouble
And cats better watch out with the flex
āCause they aināt seeing like Tae Bo [?]
I donāt got... yo
Bobbito in the house. Coming through, my man
Kardinal, Stronghold, Breez Evah-
-flow, Poison Pen, yo, L.I.F.E
L-O-N-G, Kap-er, Stelf I-
-Index it be. Plain Pat next to me
Coming like that, Bobbito stay nice
Iām vegetarianāI love Cucumber Slice