[Intro (spoken)]
Since the beginning of time, mankind has searched for sanctuary from poverty, sickness and war. Just recently three young men found it, welcome to Awesometown

[Chorus]
Come along with us!
Come along to Awesometown!
Come along with us!
And wipe away your frown!

[Verse 1]
(Roll call)
Andy, Akiva
Jorma, Andy
Akiva, Jorma
Andy and Jorma and Akiva

[Chorus]
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Give us all your trust!
And we will let you down!
(Dance break)
(Stop)

[Verse 2]
My name's Akiva, the brains of the group
If you have a problem I can solve it for you
My name's Andy and I play sports
I also enjoy building forts
My names is Jorma, motherfucker, the sensitive one
Break your motherfucking face with the butt of my gun
Rip off your arms and break your legs with them
Spread your ass cheeks and stick my dick in them
[Chorus]
Come along with us!
Come with us to Awesometown!
Fun times are a must!
In awesometown!