[Intro]
Woo-hoo, hoo-hoo-hoo
Hoo-woo-woo-ooh-hoo

Here's a new song I wrote, ladies and gentlemen
Song about a little girl
Really a beautiful, beautiful young girl
Thank you, darling
She asked me to write this, and I promised her I would
It goes like this

[Verse 1]
Janice is my girl
In all the world, there's no one sweeter
I will tell the world
I'll hold her tight and love her right deep down inside
'Til my body gives no more

[Bridge]
There's no world without my loving baby
Without Jan
Ah, hey, hey, hey
Life would be tragic for me without Jan

[Verse 2]
See, Janice is unique
One of a kind
Who says she loves me
When she goes to sleep, I kiss her face
And think I'm the luckiest man
And I'm her greatest fan
There is no sweeter girl in all the land (Land)
Than my Jan (Jan), Janice (Janice), Jan (Jan), oh Jan (Janice)
Jan (Jan)
[Outro]
Thank you, thank you