[Verse 1]
Ooh, you set the table, supper's done
Candlelight and wine for one
'Cause Little Miss Loser lost again

[Verse 2]
Ooh, Christmas Eve you waited for
But all your dreams stayed in the store
Yes, Little Miss Loser, you lost again

[Bridge]
Aren't you the same child who had those tears in your eyes?
Why were you the only girl in town?
Ooh, bought a box of Cracker Jack and didn't get a prize
Even then the world put you down

[Outro]
Cinderella, she found her knight
And love protectеd Miss Snow White
Your Prince Charming nevеr came in
Where's he been?
Why can't Little Miss Loser win?