Into the woods with a pack and blade
A cigar box, medkit, retractable spade
Flint and steel, a pine needle bed
There ain't nothing like the woods to clear your head

I got a real nice piece with a handle of bone
A good friend to have when you're out on your own
But you don't miss twice
When you're shavin' with a knife

Coarse grain sandpaper on my face
Felt my neck and reached for my blade
Thought I'd try my hand at the barber's trade
When you've got a knife, you've got it made

Bathin' in the river ain't half bad
You get a cool drink while you're takin' a bath
You stick your blade in the water too and there's your lather, yeah
But you don't miss twice
When you're shavin' with a knife

Stubble's comin' in strong
Scratch your soft skin raw
Like a mean mutt with a razor maw
Swipe along my neck and against my jaw mmm hmm
Blood's just blood no need to fuss
Or get your shorts in a bunch, cuss and cuss
But still you don't miss twice
When you're shavin' with a knife

But you don't miss twice
When you're shavin'
When you're shavin'
When you're shavin'
With a knife