[Chorus]
Hey player! What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
I want a lil bit of this and I want a lil bit of that
I want a whole lot of this and I want a whole lot of that!

[Verse 1: Quad City DJ's]
Look here Santa Claus, here's the deal
On Christmas, you gotta keep it real
I'ma go to da club on Christmas Eve
And when I come home, I wanna see
This underneath my Christmas tree
With that big booty girl you left for me
Stockins on my fire place
Some of that egg nog, alizzae
And if it ain't too much to ask
Can you leave me a lil extra cash?
'Cause I ain't gone lie
All these Christmas lights got my light bill high
I ain't got no chocolate chips
To go along with no glass of milk
But I got some chips and dip baby
Kool-aid to sip baby
I'ma leave the club at a quota 'til four
And all I wanna see when I hit the door
These twelve things on my Christmas list
And it goes a lil something like this
[Refrain: Quad City DJ's]
I want 12 disc changers
11 filly blunts
10 karat gold
9 sega tapes
8 gold teeth
7 pairs of jeans
6 pints of beer
5 fresh gold chainnnnnnns
4 thirty smokers
3 pack of draws
2 girlfriends
With a Cadillac to put it all in!

[Chorus]
Hey player! What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
I want a lil bit of this and I want a lil bit of that
I want a whole lot of this and I want a whole lot of that
I want a lil bit of this and I want a lil bit of that
I want a whole lot of this and I want a whole lot of that

[Verse 2: K-Nock]
Christmas day, the birth of Christ. no doubt
That's what it's all about
Lemonhead stop the beat for a sec
Show some respect
Santa Claus, what's up with you?
Tell K-Nock what you gone do
Cause I want everything I say
When I wake up on Christmas day
Help me out if you can
Cause I need a real good man
Cute with a whole lot of cash flow
Standing underneath my mistletoe
And it ain't no ifs ands or no buts
Gone and fill my stocking up
With a lot of shoes a lot of clothes
A lot of cash a lot of gold
K to the not want a lot of stuff
So if you think you got enough
Get ready cause my Christmas list
Goes a lil something like this
[Refrain: K-Nock]
I want 12 hundred dollars
11 pairs of shoes
10 fingernails
9 packs of weaves
8 male strippers
7 bus passes
6 diamond rings
5 months free rent
4 bangles
3 pocketbooks
2 earrings
And a man with a lot of money!

[Bridge]
Come on!
Ahhh, baby baby!
Come on!
Ahhh, baby baby!
Come on now!

[Chorus]
Hey player! What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl, what you gonna get that boy?
What you gonna get her for Christmas?
Girl what you gonna get that boy?