Quad City DJ’s
Pretty Fly For Rasputin
[Intro]
Gunter glieben glauten globen
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Yeah!
DJ C*mmerbund!

And all the girlies say, I'm... a white guy
Give it to me, baby! (Mmm!)
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby! (Oh!)
(Oh!) Uh huh, uh huh!
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

You know, it's kinda hard just to get along today
Our subject isn't cool, but he fakes it anyway (Hey!)
He may not have a clue and he may not have style
But everything he lacks, well, he makes up in denial

So... (Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway (Hey!)
(Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...keep it real!
You'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Do that brand-new thing! (Hey!)
Give it to me, baby! (Mmm!)
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
[...]
Uh huh, uh huh!
And all the girlies say, I'm... a white guy (Alright!)

He needs some cool tunes, not just any will suffice
But they didn't have Ice Cube, so he bought Vanilla Ice
(Ice, Ice, Baby!)
Now cruisin' in his Pinto, he sees homies as he pa**'
But if he looks twice, they're gonna kick his lily a**

Deep in the night
I'm looking for some fun
Oh, you touch my tralala (Hey!)
Deep in the night
I'm looking for some love
Mmm, my ding ding dong

(Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway (Hey!)
(Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...keep it real
You'll know you can always go on Ricki Lake
Do that brand-new thing! (Hey!)
Everybody get up, it's time to slam now
We got a real jam goin' down
Welcome to the Space Jam (Space Jam)
Here's your chance, do your dance
At the Space Jam, alright

(Steady as she goes)
Give it to me, baby!
Uh huh, uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
(At the Space Jam!)
Uh huh!
Give it to me, baby!
(Man you talkin' back to me?)
(Oh!) Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

Find yourself a girl and
Settle down
Live a simple life
In a quiet town (Hey!)
Your friends have a shown a kink
In the single life (Yeah!)
You've had too much to think
Now you need a wife
(Steady as she goes)
Now he's gettin' a tattoo, yeah, he's gettin' ink done
He asked for a 13 but they drew a 31 (Uh!)
Friends say, he's tryin' too hard and he's not quite hip
But in his own mind, he's the, he's the dopest trip

(Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...player straight
You know he really doesn't get it anyway (Hey!)
(Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...keep it real
For you no way, for you no way
So... (Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...don't debate (Oh!)
You know he really doesn't get it anyway (Hey!)
(Ra-Ra-Rasputin!) ...play the field
The world loves... bees! (Bees!)
Let's get some... bees! (Bees!)
Do that brand-new thing! (Hey!)

[Outro: Nicolas Cage]
NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH!
OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES!
AAAAHHHHH! AAAAHHHHH!