[Verse 1]
Am I fireproof or am I on fire?
The two appear to be the same
Mount St. Helens made a fuss for a while
And she covered us in shame

[Chorus]
As we make up
The dams will break up
Tommy Knockers come a-knocking
The Wonder Dog who
Needs no rescue
Little Bobbie went a-walking
And he wagged his tail

[Verse 2]
Am I waterproof or am I in deep waters?
Sauvie Island on the run
Am I bulletproof or am I in a crossfire?
Kipland Kinkel has a gun

[Bridge]
I feel lucky
In my Nike
Jumper Jordans on the ocean
The waves may break out
The freighters shake up
But the Lord
He has a notion
On the Oregon trail
[Outro]
(That's right)
Am I fireproof or am I on fire?
(I don’t really know)