Awful plastic boots that come above her ankle
Dayglo mini skirts just like a pop art spangle
Digs Vanilla Fudge, buys lipstick by the pound
Gets that 'English' look resembles Kath McGowan

Have you seen her hair?
It's a style from heaven
Ah, she's nowhere
She thinks this is 1967?

She's so square
She's nowhere
She's so square
She's nowhere

Take her to a disco and Screaming Lord Sutch it
Everyone must look but nobody must touch
Have you seen her car? E type is the latest
How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest

Have you seen her hair?
It's a style from heaven
Ah, she's nowhere
She thinks this is 1967

She's so square
She's nowhere
She's so square
She's nowhere
Take her to a disco and screaming, Lord [Incomprehensible] it
Everyone must look but nobody must touch
Have you seen her car? E type is the latest
How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest

Have you seen her hair?
It's a style from heaven
Ah, she's nowhere
She thinks this is 1967?

She's so square
She's nowhere
She's so square
She's nowhere