13:54: The world feels very empty when there isn't any footie on the T.V. doesn't it? Worry no more as we have a mouthwatering encounter on our hands!

14:01: Step right up - a fresh batch of predictions baked up just for you!

14:05: The Daily Mail suggests that Luiz might be the "go to guy" with Neymar absent.

15:00: Only 2 more hours before kick-off! Here is some team news.

16:10: The line-ups...

16:37: Just under a half hour to go! You ready for this?

16:43: Google has been paying attention to our foam obsession!

16:50: Ten minutes away!

16:56: César and Luiz hold Neymar's jersey shirt up during the national anthem - we're minute away!

17:02: We're underway and Brazil are looking strong - a powerful shot comes in from Marcelo, but it's wide.

17:10: The Berlin watch party is CRAZY!

17:11: GOOOOOOAALLLLLL!

17:22: It's 2-0!
17:24: Wait...3-0.
17:26: Don't you mean 4-0?

17:29: What has happened to Brazil?!! It's Brazil 0-5 Germany!

17:33: Jaw dropping - just over half an hour gone and large sections are walking out.
17:43: Quick! Post your best Brazil fan reaction GIF!

17:46: So, Brazil to turn this around in the second half? Or will it be impossible to recover from that beating?

17:48: Alans Hansen and Shearer are getting into it. Can't wait until the second half starts...

17:54 To all the under 8's watching their first WC match - no, you can't just disconnect.

17:57: Juninho's looking sad. Poor guy.

18:00: Great news coming into the second half - Paulinho is on!

18:05: According to Sydney Leroux, FIFA video games aren't even this bad.

18:09: Paulinho fires two close-range rockets off, and Neuer is somehow equal to them!

18:10: Ay, we gotta give credit to the Brazilian fans who are still cheering on their team!

18:11: A word from your favourite car show host, Jeremy Clarkson.

18:25: Another tap in, it's 6-0 Germany. If there was any doubt - it's all over now.
18:27: Any fans of EastEnders here?

18:33: 7 UP! You are witnessing history!

18:36: The Brazilian fans are chanting "OLE" for every German pass. The ultimate humiliation for their players out there!

18:46: OSCAR!

18:55: So...umm...it's over. Brazil 1-7 Germany. Yeah. Goodnight, I guess?
18:58: We're not quite done yet Thom...let's just take one last look at your prediction to give our German fans something else to smile about!

19:09: If you need another reason to despise ESPN: they just compared this game to LeBron losing in the NBA Finals.