Star Fox

Ground Control to Fox McCloud
Ground Control to Fox McCloud
Sure, your dad is dead, but prob'ly he'd be proud
Ground Control to Fox McCloud
Commencing launch, I'll count aloud (Ten, nine, eight)
Don't forget that fancy scarf you like to wear

Good luck
We need your help, Star Fox
Andross's enemy is my enemy
I can't let you do that, Star Fox

This is Peppy Hare to Fox McCloud
Now do a barrel roll
I know
Try a somersault and use the boost to get through
I know
Your dead father used to help me like that too
Do we have to bring up dad every frickin' day?

Falco to McCloud, come in, McCloud
Oh, boy
You're such a waste of space
Yeah, 'til you're in trouble
I can't shake this guy, no matter what I do
Gee, I guess I should be thankful, well, fuck you
No, Falco, fuck you
This is Slippy Toad to Fox McCloud
A bogey's on my tail (Oh, big surprise)
Get this guy off me, please, please, come on, I'm dyin'
You're an Arwing engineer who sucks at flyin'?
Hey
He's right though, Slippy, you suck balls

This is Fox McCloud to Star Fox Team
Hey, Falco, you're a douche
And please, Peppy, for the love of god, retire
As for Slippy, will you please die in a fire?
Immediately

Star Fox team to Fox McCloud
Your circuit's dead, connection down
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
Yes
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
Yes
Can you hear me, Fox McCloud?
Yes, god, I hate you guys

Can you
Here is a very angry fox man (God, I'll kill you, ugh)
Far above the world
Corneria is blue and here lately, I am too
Star Fox
Star Fox
Slippy, get back here
Stop suckin' so much balls
Try a U-turn
Try a U-turn
Turn