It's a-me!

I just found this baby wrapped up outside my door (Hey!)
A tasty little snack for any dinosaur
But I just finished breakfast, I'm full up to my head
So I'll give him to Yellow instead

Ya know, he's sorta cute, the sweet little niblet
He'll make a tasty stew
Don't wanna cook and serve up a kid, but hey, that's what Yoshis do

He's all alone without a friend, but he's takin' it on the chin
Anyway, hey Yellow, I brought you some din-din!

You brought me a baby?
How generous of you!
But I can't eat a bite, I've caught the Yoshi flu, a-choo!
Just pop him in your freezer, I'm sure he'll keep for weeks
But wash him first, 'cause he freakin' reeks!

I'm almost sad to see the kid go now
We've gotten sorta tight
Also, his diaper's saggin' and whoa, now
So is my appetite

Maybe I'll keep him here as a pet and not eat him after all
Come on, my little baby, let's have us a ball!
Take it home, baby!

By now you know the story that happened long ago
That little baby boy grew into Mario!
The moral of this fable is do not eat a baby
'Cause he'll become your friend one day maybe

Then again, Mario's twin brother was Luigi, so, hmm, maybe not

Goodbye!