Turn my snare up, bitch
Turn my clavinet up
You know what, just turn it all up
I can't hear anything

Lemme tell you all about a guy you don't know, yo
My straight up mate up in the state of Ohio, yo
A real swell dude with a good attitude
He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke
And he's never ever rude
He's a teacher, glad to meet-cha and he plays him some b-ball
Degree in PE, he knows the way to be, y'all
He's competitive, ahead of it, he'll never retreat
But he always shakes hands after win or defeat

He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch)
Teaches discipline and personal responsibility, ho!
He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch)
He's got a better set of etiquette than you or me, so

You don't wanna mess, his best will put you to the test (whoo!)
He's super-fast, he'll kick your ass at Mario Kart DS (whoa!)
So if you wanna play a master, just give him a jingle
He's stable, strong and able
And ladies: he's single
He don't need bling, he don't carry no Glocks
He don't need to lift weights, he's good right outta the box
From the chocolate locks to his fresh gym socks
I'm his number one fan, this dude fuckin' rocks
He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch)
Teaches integral and critical decision-making, sucka!
He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch)
And he'd never say something like "fuck you, mothafucka!"

He likes
Board games
Routines
The rat pack
The A-team
Rainbow Six
Young MC
And apparently me!

He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch)
He's a credit to society and takes a moral stance, ho!
He's a good example (He's a good example, bitch)
And if you're really lucky, you might get to see him dance, yo

Turn my snare back down
Now turn it up again
Never mind