(One-y and a two-ey and a three and four)

Shapes made of four colored blocks like a T or a box rain down like 8-bit hail
You can place them in rows, but everybody knows that this game is for females (Hey!)

Girls prefer it to balloons (To balloons)
Grandma says it's better than prunes (Keeps me regular!)

This is a game for a dame, every gal just the same from San Jose to Rome (that's quite a long way)
It can brighten your day if your DNA came with two X chromosomes (Hey!)

Your mom loves it, mine does too (mine does too)
Roll your eyes, but my theory’s still true (Hah-em-hah-em-hehh!)

Deep in a girl’s giant brain, there's a spot near a vein (Right here)
Which regulates their bliss (The T-spot)
Once they see falling blocks, the T-spot unlocks
And they start to sing like this (Please!)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la
We love Tetris, la, la, la, la!

Here is a trick that works well
To cheer up a madmoiselle
When her patience runs too low (I'm so mad!)
If you sing this on key
Immediately she'll forget that you’re a schmo (Try it!)
La, la, la, la (I'm still mad.) la, la, la (Is that the Tetris song?)
La, la, la, la (I love Tetris!) la, la, la, la (I’m happy now!)

Tetris helps when girls wish we weren't here
They love Tetris if I didn’t make that clear!