Turn my snare up, valued friend and sound engineer…
Turn my clavinet up
You know what, just turn it all up. I can’t hear anything

Lemme tell you all about a guy you don't know, yo
My straight up mate up in the state of O-hi-o, yo
A real swell dude with a good attitude
He doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke and he's never ever rude

He's a teacher, glad to meet-cha and he plays him some b-ball
Degree in PE, he knows the way to be, y'all
He's competitive, ahead of it, he'll never retreat
But he always shakes hands after win or defeat

He's a good example
(He's a good example, amigo!)
Teaches discipline and personal responsibility, yo!
He's a good example (With a very humble ego)
And a better set of etiquette than you or me, so...

You don't wanna mess, his best will put you to the test
His skills are mad he'll beat you bad at Mario Kart DS
So if you wanna play a master, just give him a jingle
He's stable, strong and able, and ladies: he's single

He don't need bling, like diamonds or clocks
He don't need to lift weights, he’s good right outta the box
From the chocolate locks to his fresh gym socks
I'm his number one fan, this mamma-jamma rocks!
He's a good example (He's a good example, sugar!)
Teaches integral and critical decision making fool!
He's a good example (Never flicked a single booger.)
And he never did drugs and he stayed in school!

He likes
Board games
Routines
The rat pack
The A-team
Rainbow Six
Young MC
And apparently me!

He's a good example (He's a good example, madam)
He's a credit to society and takes a moral stance, woah!
He's a good example (Vaccinations? Yeah, he’s had'em.)
And if you're really lucky you might get to see him dance, yo

Turn my snare back down
Now turn it up again
Never mind