Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!
Why? You silly noob, it's the Legend of Zelda!

Here we go now!

I'm an old man and this cave is my home
Take this it's dangerous to go alone

Now journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beams
Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan
On a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)

Go, Link, from here to over there
You'll find Ganon's lair
C'mon it's your destiny!
Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified
Purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)

Zelda is looking pretty pale, she just broke a nail
So hurry!

Just steady thy course
Go find that Triforce
Then take it by force!
And maybe she'll bake a cake, bake a cake, just for you, take a breaky-cake
Go, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!
Don't be late or hesitate
Go consummate your foretold fate
You just might get a date!
Woh-oh-woh-woh-woh

It's dangerous to go alone, take some trail mix!