I am Mega Man (Mega Man)
I'm blue and cyan (Two different colors)
The creation of Dr. Light
Or "Right" if you are from Japan
Also known as Rockman

My Mega Buster can cut the mustard
I'm a flustered amputee (Pow, pow!)
Eight robot bosses in eight levels dishevel and revel in devilry
I'll steal their weaponry!

Mega, Mega Man, Mega, Mega Man
Mega, Mega Man, Mega, Mega Man
Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega
Mega Man!

I am also known as the "Blue Bomber"
I could shoot the legs off Jeffrey Dahmer
Kill a robot fish, kill a robot frog, and then I ride off on my robot dog (Wheee!)
Mega man, Mega Man three (Part three)

(One, two, one two three four)

I am Mega Man
I got a motherfuckin' gun for a hand !
Put together by Dr. Right or Light if you're American
I eat all my Mega Bran
I live in 2-D and it's my duty to destroy the master bots (Pow, pow!)
If you're aghast and you can't last there's a fast way to pass all those bastard bots:
Blue and red password dots!
Mega, Mega Man, Mega, Mega Man
Mega, Mega Man, Mega, Mega Man
Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega, Mega
Mega Man!

I am also known as "The Blue Bomber"
Yes, I voted for Ba-Rockman Obama
As for robot help, dogs are much preferred
Cause I can't do shit with a robot bird
Mega Man, Mega Man, three! (Part three!)