Where's Mega Man?
Where's Mega Man?
The mega poo
Just hit the fan

It's 200X, and Wily's escaped and built 8 more evil bots
Where's that guy I know with balls like a rhino, oh where?
If I had to guess, I'd say on the roof
Let's pan straight up in search of proof
Perhaps he is there, and flaunting his hair?

(One two three four!)

Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man, he's up on the effin' roof
He's mega
Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man, heroic and aloof
Mega de-Mega de-Mega man
Now backwards you would say
Man Mega
Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man
He'll save the effin' day

8 more robot masters, Mega Man is stronger, faster
For Metal Man and Air Man, use the arm cannon blaster
Air on Crash, Metal on Flash, Metal on Bubble, Bubble on Heat, Heat on Wood
Finally Quick Man
He's kind of a dick man
Use crash bombs and you're good
Mega de-Mega de-Mega Man
Nintendo got it right
Not Sega
Mega de-Mega de-Mega man
Blue and Cyan
Like Chopin
And Rodin
Mega Man!