There's a game called Civilization
Where you get your own little nation
Be immortal, rule as you see fit
Just one click and you can decree shit
From Civ 1 to Civ Revolution
It's your job to find the solution
Need advice from somebody wiser?
Just ask Elvis, he's your adviser

Everybody thinks you're nobody important
If this were Fight Club, you'd be Edward Norton
A gimp, a geek, a shrimp
They call you weak, they call you wimp (and so lame!)
Little do they know that you're a man of power
You can conquer peoples hour after hour
They'd fear you if they lived in the borders of your Civ!

So keep playing Civilization
Take good care of your little nation
Start a war with ancient Egyptians
Spread your equally valid religion
Win with science, culture, or napalm
Watch out, Gandhi might drop the A-bomb
You can show your neighbors you love them
Or just beat the dog shit out of them
Oh-ho, key change, mofo!

When you're playing Civilization
History becomes your creation
Learn to write before you can read and
Build the Taj Mahal right in Cleveland!

Keep your wits and your sense of humor
Watch out for that prick Montezuma (He's a douchebag)
You can change the future a lot, see?
You can even make Jewish Nazis
If it's in your imagination
It can be your civilization
(Civilization is the shit I hope they don't drop the ball when they bring it to Facebook!)