brentalfloss
The Bioshock Infinite Song
I had never seen a city in the sky before
Floating like an angel in the blue
I'd never felt this time-distorting high before
Until the day that I met you
And a one, and a two, and a one, two, Infinite!
Let's begin another story on a shadowy sea
With a bulky beacon beckoning mysteriously
Take a journey to a wacky town and start to explore
Is it me or have we sorta done this all before?
Now let's stroll through the heavens like aristomocrats
To the sound of white supremacists in fancy blue hats
Yes, the segregated toilets, how they shine like the sun
Ain't freedom grand? Ain't we got fun?
No, the white man's burden isn't chappin' my hide
Whenever you are by my side
Because you opened a tear in my heart (dear lady)
Opened a tear in my heart
When I came to the sky, who'da thunk it that I would find a pal?
(platonic pal)
But then you opened a tear in my heart (dear lady)
Opened a tear in my heart
For better or worse, across the whole multiverse
You will always be my gal
Latch upon the frightening public translocation machine
And we'll interrupt the story for a gunslingin' scene
Keep your eye upon the sky 'cause there's a pigeon from hell
Will we make it out alive? Various times will tell
I ain't hep to the Vox and their anarchy jive
I'll swig a jigger of a vigor and I'll burn 'em alive!
We'll see a whole lotta things we simply don't understand
In this Tea Party Fox News Disneyland!
Even a hook to the face couldn't slow down my stride
Whenever you are by my side
Because you opened a tear in my heart (dear lady)
Opened a tear in my heart
Gotta pay back a debt and little darlin' you bet
Ya bet I shall (Pay it back I shall)
Oh yes, you opened a tear in my heart (dear lady)
Opened a tear in my heart
In every branch up on the old causality tree
There will always be a you and there will always be me
So even at the bottom of the deep blue sea...
You will always... be my gal!
(Always be my gal)
My gal!